Combat chuck de Five Iron Frenzy

A real life superhero. he's got
the holy ghost. he's either
praising jesus, or he's making
toast. ain't got no superpowers,
ain't got no giant brain, but he
would try and help you, if he
heard you call his name. there's
some kids there in some trouble,
need a pepsi on the double. then
he shouts, not so quiet, "would
you like regular or diet?" found
a campsite for some kids, by the
stage is what he did. people ask
why he's so nice, he wants to be
like jesus christ.
Whenever you're in trouble,
whenever you're in need,
combat chuck will help you, he
nearly runs with speed. he's on
the ball to save the masses, got
some thick old horn-rimmed
glasses. his head is bald, he
shaved it shiny. kicks the devil
in his hiney. people ask why
he's so nice, he wants to be like
jesus christ.