Cookie (nookie parody) de Cookie Monster

Me came into this world as a muppet look into these eyes youll see
That they are googily. big bird in his nest and oscar in his can. ernie is a
Guy that lives w/ another man. hey come and join the scene ya know it aint
Easy being green. but i did it all for the cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) the
Cookie (hmm) and me can take a cookie and stick it in my yum stick it in my
Yum stick it in my yum. it didnt take so long, why did we wait so long, to
Give me cookie, hmm? me caught me cookie in me fur. it is blue, make me pur. me
So hungry. does elmo have me cookie? does gordon have me cookie? who has got me
Cookie? me just a sucker, with chocolate chip in me throat. made a mistake, i
Should give them a break. my heart will ache. eat a cookie, cuz i did it all for
The cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) and i can
Take a cookie and stick it in my yum, stick it in my yum, stick it in my yum.