Conscience de Eminem

Intro:
Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and
the way things are going, he decides to rob a
liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden
change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience
comes into

Dre:
Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door
This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the (Who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin' conscience

Em:
That's nonsense. Go in gather the money
And run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress in front of a blond wig
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs
With Renee's razor blades

Dre:
Yeah but if it all goes smooth like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

Em:
Fuck dat! Do that shit! Do that shit!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

Dre:
Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you

Em:
You know what Dre? I don't like your

(scratch)
Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl
at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in
an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience
comes into

Em:
Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek
Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's

Dre:
Yo! This girl's only 15 years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair

Em:
Yo, look at her it got hair? (Uh huh.)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got

Dre:
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie kid?

Em:
No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!

Dre:
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

Em:
Yeah fuck that, hit that chick ???? and

(scratch)
Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After
coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the
door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed
with another man.

Dre:
Alright calm down, relax, start

Em:
Fuck dat ????????
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??!
Fuck slittin' her throat! CUT THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!

Dre:
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?

Em:
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?

Dre:
Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady.
But think about the baby before you get all crazy.

Em:
Okay! Thought about it, don't wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??!

Dre:
What'chu say?

Em:
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?

Dre:
I'm-a kill you motherfucker!

Em:
Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr.
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way??!
How in the fuck you gon' tell this man not to be violent?

Dre:
Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there done fuck
What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?
(BANG! BANG!)