Letra de la parody lady gaga telephone de The Key Of Awesome

Lady Gaga: What do you say B.
Beyoncé: You gonna tell me the concept for this telephone video, or what?
Lady Gaga:

First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And it's not even close to Poker Face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half nacked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink
The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I don't have a penis wink wink
First I'll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard

This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides I'm getting sick of all this song about phones

You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and there's dead people everywhere
As usual I'll have lots crazy crap in my hair
Ppppppproduct placement
Hide de ddead bodies in the bbbasement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to made your head explode
Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code

If you think I'm doing this
Then you are a crazy bastard
You must blown a gasket
Are you trippin' on acid?
As a child qere you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin'
You used to be a diva now you're Marilyn Manson

You're gonna do my video and do it my way
I hear that something bad to happen to your family
(My family ay?)
That's right, Beyonce
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay z

Somebody help me 'couse I don't wanna sing anymore
She's got a gun to my head on the dance floor
(Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And they are doing it with a garden gnome)
Please don't beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?

YOU CRAZY BTCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrr